What would you do if Santa Claus...?

came into your chimney during the day, and held a shotgun to your head saying, "Where's the Easter Bunny keepin' the goods?" upon that the Easter Bunny enters the room with a hand grenade, "Don't move Santa, or I blow you back to the north pole!" You reach in your pocket while Santa is distracted and pull out a pack of chewing gum. What do you do?